User:Dialexio

My name's Alex. I'm the administrator here that polishes his ban-hammer (which is actually a hooked cleaver) with your blood. I do my best to help maintain the wiki (including cleaning up article content and fixing markup issues), and as a result I probably come off as really uptight and serious. I promise I'm not that anal off-site; I'm mad with a hint of madness. :P

I get rather angry when folks don't sign their talk page entries, so... do that before I chase you with said cleaver?

Currently, I have a 32 GB black iPod touch 4G, a 16 GB Wi-Fi+3G iPad, a 32 GB black iPhone 4 (CDMA model), and an Apple TV 3G. I also own an iPod nano 6G, Late 2008 15" MacBook Pro, and a Mid 2011 11" MacBook Air. Some non-Apple devices I own include a red Wii, a PS3 Slim, and a black Nintendo 3DS.

Means of contact

• E-mail:
  • If you want an account (and only if you're inquiring for an account), e-mail your desired username to Sexy.Masteur.Draxelf+172e8297af74b91971a802e6ad137c891f553099dummyaccount@geassmail.co.cc m. (You'll receive a random password, which can and should be changed.)
  • For any other inquiries pertaining to The iPhone Wiki, e-mail Master. 9af5625ea34acdd8abeb6fce71a72651d0c815d5Dr+axelf
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    theiphonewikiantispam@googlemail.com.com.
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    .co.uk m (I will ignore all account creation requests sent to this e-mail address, as I'd rather not have people who can't follow directions or rules on this wiki.)
• Twitter:
  • My public Twitter account
  • My *private* Twitter account (If I don't know much about you, don't send a follow request.)
• Windows Live: Dialexioa464492bf6ad25d65b378c85d8b181f973ede38a@live.co.cc .uk .jp m.ma (I don't check this Hotmail inbox, so don't bother e-mailing it.)